
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Architectural Wonders 2006

I Guess That Was Then, This Is Now?
"We're gearing up for the biggest struggle our party has faced since you entrusted me with the (Alliance) leadership. I'm talking about the `battle of Kyoto' – our campaign to block the job-killing, economy-destroying Kyoto accord."
"(The accord is) based on tentative and contradictory scientific evidence about climate trends."
"It focuses on carbon dioxide, which is essential to life, rather than upon pollutants."
"Canada is the only country in the world required to make significant cuts in emissions. Third World countries are exempt, the Europeans get credit for shutting down inefficient Soviet-era industries, and no country in the Western hemisphere except Canada is signing."
"Implementing Kyoto will cripple the oil and gas industry, which is essential to the economies of Newfoundland, Nova Scotia, Saskatchewan, Alberta and British Columbia."
"As the effects trickle through other industries, workers and consumers everywhere in Canada will lose. There are no Canadian winners under the Kyoto accord. The only winners will be countries such as Russia, India, and China, from which Canada will have to buy `emissions credits.'"
"Kyoto is essentially a socialist scheme to suck money out of wealth-producing nations."
"On top of all this, Kyoto will not even reduce greenhouse gases. By encouraging transfer of industrial production to Third World countries where emissions standards are more relaxed, it will almost certainly increase emissions on a global scale."
Related: Environment commissioner sacked
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Birthday stats
Via Grow a Brain
Monday, January 29, 2007
Portraits Of Gun Owners In Their Homes

Jep: The “Gun Culture” is an enormous part of my heritage; it has become part of my wife’s throughout the past 23 years we have been best friends…and it will be a part of our children’s heritage as well, so long as we can protect it.
Conan pulling his Walker Texas Ranger lever
I Can Die Now and Go To Heaven
Did You Notice I Was Gone?

Friday, January 26, 2007
Surge Protectors
Democrats who have jumped in to run for President in 2008 want to prevent Bush from sending 20,000 more kids to Iraq. They are the surge protectors.
THE RADICAL ARCHITECTURE OF LITTLE MAGAZINES

Pictures of Turkey

Via Plep
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Worst Sound Ever

A professor at Britain’s Salford University, Trevor Cox, claims to have reached a new plateau in the understanding of human hearing and acoustics, based on a year of input from of over a million online test subjects: Vomiting is the worst sound ever.
Via The Daily Jive
I've Joined The Over The Hill Gang

Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Peru's Hairless Dogs Saved

Its history is long and rather sad, especially after the Spanish conquest starting in 1532. Native pre-Incan civilisations used the dogs for hunting and as pets for company. They are represented on the ceramic pottery of the Chimu, Moche and Chancay cultures found on the coast.
They were sometimes mummified and buried along with people to help the departed find their way to the world of the dead or to continue serving their owners in the afterlife.
The Spanish brought giant war dogs to fight the natives and would often amuse themselves by setting off one such dog against a small pack of the smaller local breed. For centuries afterwards, it mostly ceased being a pet animal and would roam along the coast feeding on molluscs, often hunted by people simply for fun or for skins, believed to help with arthritis and used sometimes as thermal bags due to a popular myth that they retain heat.
As a result, the breed got to the 21st century on the brink of extinction, and that's when the government decided to safeguard it by ordering all archaeological sites along the coast to have at least a pair – after Huaca Pucllana's 1989 initiative. They are now also Peru's only own world-registered breed.Via Arbroath
Memory Maps
Memory Maps is a joint venture between the Department of Literature, Film and Theatre Studies at the University of Essex and the Victoria and Albert Museum. Memory Maps is a website designed to inspire and foster work which will continue this approach to writing by providing focal points of interest - catalysts of thought - in the form of paintings and artifacts, alongside databases about people and places. It could also have been called after Proust's madeleine, the subtly flavoured biscuit he dipped in tea which, as if softened, set off a train of memories and meditations. Proust was revisiting a world he knew in the recent past, whereas Memory Maps spreads out in rings beyond the familiar and personal past into more distant time too, and charts, like an old portolan, unexamined coastlines, land masses, and possible harbours. This genre of literature, fusing so many modes of inquiry and imagination, has a political undertow - even a political purpose. A memory map involves individual creativity but it is also an essentially collaborative enterprise; writing and thinking along these lines engages with common issues of great urgency.
Monday, January 22, 2007
The Good Thing About Today Is That It's Almost Over
Researchers in England, citing unpaid holiday bills, rotten weather and people's
realization that they likely won't live up to their New Year's resolutions, say Jan. 22 is the unhappiest day of 2007.
Cliff Arnall, a Cardiff University psychologist, devised the depressing formula.
His equation takes into account six factors: weather, debt, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year’s resolutions, low motivational levels and feeling a need to take action. Taken together, they calculate to equal "Blue Monday."
It's cold. The days are short. It sucks. Big time.
Drink, Feck, Girls!, Arse!

Two islands off the Irish coast are at loggerheads, competing for a dubious prize - the right to compare themselves to Craggy Island; a bleak spot which is the TV home to three wayward priests and a sizeable Chinese community, and surrounded by a sea awash with nuclear waste.The feud has broken out between two of the Aran Islands, off County Galway, over who has the better claim to be the setting for the enormously popular Channel 4 comedy.
Mr. Nag Has A New Set of Values
"Like what?" I asked.
"Like how to consult with a wife of small stature," he replied. The answer, according to Rabbi Telushkin, is: "If your wife is short, bend down and whisper to her and get her opinion."
This is good advice but it was a dilemma? Who knew?
Sunday, January 21, 2007
The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2006
26. Ann Coulter
Charges: It was a run of the mill year for Ann: openly calling for the murder of a Supreme Court justice and the entire staff of the New York Times, accusing 9/11 widows of "enjoying their husband’s deaths" and Bill Clinton of being a rapist. Coulter’s neck gained an amazing 3 vertical inches in 2006; inside sources attribute this to a strict regimen of deep-throating Satan’s scaly cock. It’s projected that by 2010 Coulter will be able to plagiarize the Illinois Right to Life Committee website more deftly than she did in this year’s ode to mindless intolerance of tolerance, Godless, simply by snaking her grotesque head-ladder through the ventilation ducts of their office and skulking away with their webmaster’s hard drive clenched firmly in her masculine jaw. Ann’s slipping, though; she’s become an unconvincing fascist
parody, increasingly betraying herself in televised interviews, blushing at her own brazen idiocy. She’s faking it, and so are her tits.Exhibit A: "Hi, I’m Ann Coulter."
Sentence: Most "controversial" statements redacted from "Exhibit A," as they’re a naked ploy for attention–-and Adam’s apple removed with a backhoe.
A Cocktail Please, Mixilator

Bryan's San Fran Disco Black Bomber Special
Chill cocktail glass. Prepare as follows:
In pre-chilled cocktail shaker combine
1¾ oz Bacardi white rum
1¼ oz Tequila reposado
½ oz Dubonnet
5 drops amaretto
Shake your moneymaker with coarsely crushed ice.
Strain into chilled cocktail glass.
I think it sounds disgusting.
Via Information Junk
Oh Canada!

I have a hard time keeping track of Canada's marijuana laws; first it's illegal, then it's legal or decriminalized, then it's not (unless for medicinal purposes) -it's as if our legislators are all stoned. It reminds me of that old Donovan song: First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is. First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is. First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is. First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is. First there is a mountain... Sorry, I got carried away. How much do you wanna bet he was high when he wrote that?
It makes my head spin, or maybe it's just all the pot fumes on our city streets. In any event no one pays much attention to the law because it's seldom enforced; at least that's what the map says. Pot heads in Canada even have their own Political Party unlike other criminals. No one has formed a Shoplifting Party, Drunk Driving Party or a Serial Killer Party- yet. Oh wait a minute - the Netherlands has a Pedophile Party - and they've decriminalized marijuana.
I have not noticed a perceptible increase in open marijuana use among Canadians but I live in a small town where the average resident is really, really old. I don't know how old exactly but I think "one foot in the grave" is an apt description. They're into all manner of drugs: blood thinners, Aricept, Viagara. Could be they're also smoking pot to relieve their glaucoma. Come to think of it, they're so addled to begin with no one would notice.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that if the Canadian Senate isn't going to nag you about your nasty little habit The Nag won't nag you either.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Always Had a Hankering To Be A Sommelier?
The Non-Expert explains how to select wine. If possible avoid these pitfalls:
- Typos, particularly in the spelling of “wine”
- Any cartoon likeness of a shark, monkey, Dracula wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses, or a drunk Frenchman urinating into a wooden barrel
- Endorsements like “From the creators of Robocop”
- Scratch-and-sniff technology
- Instructions to “Shake Well” or “Keep Away From Eyes, Skin, and Magnets”
- Claims such as “No Trans Fats” or “Contains 30% Real Wine”
- A vintage date that is a year in the future
Additionally, resist any wine with a pull-tab or a cork shaped like Boba Fett’s mask, and anything bottled in a war-torn country or a completely fictional one, such as Atlantis, Lilliput, or Moldova.
Via Coudal
Acronyms For Silver Surfers
Friday, January 19, 2007
Psycho killer
Hell yeah! Still do.
Cherry Blossoms

Thursday, January 18, 2007
Happy Birthday and Thanks For the Support

1907 The first undergarment resembling the brassiere as we know it is born, as its name reflects, in France. An alternative to the rib-crushing, vital-organ-squishing corset, this new invention manages to lift, if not quite separate, without the use of busks or whalebone, according to noted breast historian Marilyn Yalom. Read more
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
A cling-to-your-ribs meal: Ant soup, beetle bon-bons
I watched Jeff Stewart, a professor at Niagara College's Culinary
Institute, stir a pot of soup made with root vegetables, peanuts and, just to make things more difficult, ants. I carefully, painfully, listened as Stewart casually described the dead and roasted items on his table - mole crickets, ants, scorpion, beetle and bamboo worms - while informing us that almost every culture and continent, except North America, eats insects. Stewart said he takes pride in educating people about dishes that some don't know exist. I was the unfortunate soul who would be his subject. Stewart went on to describe some of the finer details of the soup. However, I was much too focused on staying on my feet to remember exactly what he said. As I took a spoonful, my teeth began to crunch on something. Still chewing, I asked Stewart if what I was chewing on was a peanut, or what I feared most - an ant. "I'm not sure, you tell me." Like many who fear getting a needle, the pain went away in a second. In fact, it tasted pretty good. Like pea soup. Pea soup with a little crunch. I tried the Brazil nut and beetle bon-bons - a water beetle covered by chocolate and caramel.
Tastes just like Snickers, I thought.
Hmmm, I wonder what kind of chocolate bar Avery tastes like.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Am I Strong Enough To Resist This Time?
I was ready to be his Queen and bear his larvae but he stood me up twice, tossing me aside like passion's plaything. Did he ever apologize? No friggin' way. Instead he got up on his hind legs because I said I didn't think he was all that good looking. He sent me this totally defensive email:
"The devious little hymenoptera might be better looking if he tried wearing something other than a t-shirt reading "Give 'Em Hill" and perhaps had his antennae cleaned and gelled. "
Yeah, right. That was just his way of twisting the knife. He knows I love that punkish t-shirt and the way his limp antennae fall across his compound eyes à la young Johnny Depp.
Oh what the hell, Avery, I'll give you another chance - but this is the last one, I swear. From now on I'll be as unforgiving as a change room mirror.
Where were you this weekend?
Monday, January 15, 2007
A winter wonderland -unless you're driving
I'm blind as a bat
Tulip Stairs

Via Grow a Brain
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Readymechs



10 ways to make money
No. 9 looks good to me because of the perks:
Mystery shopping
Some men would pay good money not to go shopping, but 'mystery shoppers', on the other hand, get paid instead. It's not just about going to shops but perhaps to restaurants, bars or to stay in a hotel and report on how the customer's being treated. You'll get all the money for your meals, drinks or bills repaid and you may get to keep the shopping, too - unless, of course, it's diamonds.
Via linkbunnies
$1936 (US)
- $640 Phone - $599 plus tax (~8%)
- $60/mo Voice Plan - cheapest plan with unlimited nights and weekends
- $40/mo MEdia Max 3000 Bundle - includes 3000 texts and unlimited MediaNet which I assume will work as the browse function on the iPhone
- $8/mo Fees - lovely fees
What else could you buy for this amount?
- 387 Starbucks grande drinks
- 2,129 McDonalds hamburgers
- 968 rides on the NYC Subway
- A round-trip ticket to Japan from the USA
- A new LCD 42" tv with enough money left over to buy all 5 seasons of 24 on DVD
- A Mac Powerbook
- 20% of a monthly ad on TechCrunch
It would be a lot cheaper to buy yourself one of these cardboard phone covers. Everyone would be fooled, Yeah, right.
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Icewine fetches a cool $30,000

It's a whopping sale that's created a buzz in the icewine world. Beamsville winemaker Joseph DeMaria says a Saudi Arabian businessman paid $30,000 for a bottle of his award-winning 2000 Chardonnay icewine.
Designer sale brings financial blessing to Vatican shoppers

As Rome's post-Christmas sale season gets under way the Vatican store is offering some of the biggest savings in town on televisions, jewellery, designer handbags and clothing.
Looks like the Vatican powers-that-be may have forgotten about this:
And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves.
Friday, January 12, 2007
Abandoned Psych Hospital

Soviet Roadside Bus Stops

For the most part Soviet architecture and design is remembered for its heavy block buildings and functionally Spartan designs. Its overpowering desire for conformity left little room for individual creative freedom. A notable exceptions to this is in the transportation sector. One can admire this creativity in the Metro stations of cities like Moscow and Tashkent where the coldness and sterility of typical soviet urban architecture is abandoned and costs are not spared as creative freedom is unleashed. While many of us are aware of the elaborate splendor of the Moscow underground, it is easy to overlook the phenomenon of the common roadside bus stop as an example of soviet art and design letting loose and becoming a little weird and crazy.
Bic Pen Chandelier

Made from Bic pens by Madrid-based design studio enPieza, the Volivik chandelier pays homage to "the movement of Charleston fringe and the rhythm of Baroque patterns...the shape of a bulb, [and] the Bic ballpoint pen as an 20th century design." The transluscent version does what chandeliers do best, refracting and casting delicate patterns of light onto the walls and ceiling. Limited to an edition of 30, each lamp costs $1000.
Not For Vegetarians

When you scratch the front of the stamps, it smells of the popular chinese dish and when the back of the stamp is licked it tastes of the dish too.
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Banksy Prints For Free!!!

“Serving suggestion:Prints look best when done on gloss paper using the company printer ink when everyone else is at lunch.” —Banksy
Rachel Ray Is Trying To Kill You
Via Reddit
Cranky
Via Presurfer
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
You Don't Say, Eh?

Canadian coins containing tiny transmitters have mysteriously turned up in the pockets of at least three American contractors who visited Canada, says a branch of the U.S. Department of Defence. More
Elvis Has Left The Building

A Piece of Toronto's History

For Sale
The Revue Cinema
400 Roncesvalles
Avenue
Toronto,
opportunity:
To acquire a landmark commercial property within the "Roncesvalles Village" area of Toronto. The property is ideal for users, investors, and in-fill developers looking to take advantage of the property’s prominence in this vibrant neighbourhood.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Got the Broken Down Jalopy Blues?
Just in case the standard Rolls-Royce Phantom saloon isn't quite
expensive or exclusive enough(£220,000 a pop, and a mere 800 sold per annum), you can now order one where less is more. Less because they've taken the roof off, and more because it commands a considerable premium over the saloon: your new Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupé will set you back £260,000. Then again, as they always used to say, if you need to ask the price.... Read more
Can't Afford a New Rolls? This Might Fit the Bill

After World War II, there was little money for defense spending while the nations of Europe rebuilt their industry and society. When there was some cash to spend, one had to be creative to stretch it as far as possible. The French probably accomplished the most astounding example of that with the ACMA Troupes Aeról Portées Mle. 56. Deployed with their airborne forces, this was essentially a militarized Vespa scooter outfitted with a 75mm recoilless rifle. Five parachutes would carry the two-man gun crew, weapon, ammunition, and two scooters safely to earth, and the men would load the weapon on one scooter and the ammo on the other, then ride away. More impressively, the recoilless rifle could be fired effectively on the move by the best of the gun crews. Total cost? About $500 for the scooter and the recoilless rifle was war surplus. Were they successful military machines? Well, the French Army deployed about 800 armed scooters in wars conducted in both Algeria and Indochina.
Monday, January 08, 2007
Jack Layton, King of the Hip Flip
Via Uncorrected Proofs
Happy 60th David

He seemed to be able to change his very being just by changing his clothes and hairstyle, which suggests to anyone that they can do the same thing to the same effect. I can't say I developed immortal powers by having my hair styled in the same way as his character Thomas Jerome Newton in his one good film, The Man Who Fell To Earth, but it gave the experience of selling doughnuts in a Birmingham branch of Greggs in the early 1990s a subversive frisson. The customers would peer at the bright-red strands poking out of my hygienic hair-cap and wonder what sort of weirdy was serving them a steak bake. I felt as though I'd been touched by the hand of Bowie, which gave every second of my life a special significance. Read More
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Think Before You Shop
Think purchasing a diamond is an ethical dilemma? You don’t know the half of it. A host of common consumer items helps fuel conflict, ruins the environment, and relies on child labor. In this week’s List, FP spotlights a few products to think twice about this shopping season.
Via Mental Floss
Oink! More On CEOs At The Trough
CEOs as a rule have to really trash the place before getting the sack. Replacing them before the damage is done requires a board to acknowledge it failed in its most important job, finding the right person to lead the business.
There has been no popular outrage over Nardelli's $210 million kiss-off. Rep. Barney Frank, incoming chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, recognizes the absurdity of it. "Mr. Nardelli's contribution to raising Home Depot's stock value consists of quitting and receiving hundreds of millions of dollars to do so." But in the land of Powerball payoffs, such strokes of good fortune as Nardelli's, even at others' expense, are no match for the state of Britney Spears' undergarments in capturing the public imagination. That disasters like Enron and WorldCom spring from delusional leadership borne of greed, that they demoralize the rank and file and undermine America's competitiveness. This appears to be of little concern today, a century after the Robber Barons were properly demonized.
And even they were playing with their own money, not that of pensioners. More
But it's not only pensioners who pay the price when boards make wrong decisions. Workers at these companies face wage cuts, layoffs and job insecurity, all to pay for outrageous salaries and severance packages for CEOs. These workers are no longer in a position to buy cars, homes and appliances. This hurts the economy as a whole and we all feel the pinch.
Saturday, January 06, 2007
First Remove Several Flagstones...
His recipes are down-to-earth. I like this one for lobster:
Cover the kitchen table with newspaper, go into the garden and remove several flagstones. Scrub them and have one for each place at dinner, along with a hammer. Cut the lobster down the centre and invite those dining to hammer their pieces. After dinner, roll up the newspaper and replace the flagstones.
What's For Dinner?

This massive creature was found in Antarctic waters, and it is only two-thirds its estimated adult length. Its scientific name is Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni, but the scientists who have been examining it are calling it "colossal squid"
Banished Words List
WE'RE PREGNANT -- Grounded for nine months.
UNDOCUMENTED ALIEN -- "If they haven't followed the law to get here, they are by definition 'illegal.' It's like saying a drug dealer is an 'undocumented pharmacist.'"
BOASTS -- See classified advertisements for houses, as in "master bedroom boasts his-and-her fireplaces -- never 'bathroom apologizes for cracked linoleum,' or 'kitchen laments pathetic placement of electrical outlets.'"
Friday, January 05, 2007
l'Ebouillanté

If We Only Had Snow - Damn That Global Warming!

The Most Expensive Paintings
