Always pull over when ennui sets in.

Mark's Scrapbook of Oddities & Treasures

History of art

Blame it on the voices
(Via my Facebook friend Thomasina)

Declarations of Conjugal Interest from the Massachusetts Federalist, 1733.

'Share Mine Agony' − SWM

Lonesome tanner. Wage of twelve pounds, seven shillings in the year. Owner of several goode hats. I seek a woman in her eleventh yeare of age or more, faire skinn-ed so as to appear sickly, and of dignified carriage. Her posture shall be impecc'bly erect, so much that folkes often inquire where she found such a stiff coat. If not erect to my liking, I shall contrive a busk of whalebone or small-grain'd wood to correkt her spine. I will teache her to suffer for the Lord.

What manner of wench could resist such an offer? I've always been a sucker for a tanner with several goode hats. See more vintage personal ads at McSweeney's

Demetri Martin Motivational Posters

These made me LQTM.

Demetri Martin is one our favorite comedians. Known for his palindromes, weird charts, odd songs and helmet hair, Martin never ceases to amuse. Lots more posters here

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Chef's Hat

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Tour The Official George W. Bush Presidential Librarium

The Official George W. Bush Presidential Librarium

See the Church and Skate Skatepark, the Dow Jones Rollercoaster, the Supreme Food Court and more!
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Stuff Fictional Characters Would Leave at My Apartment if We Broke Up

A nifty list by Jill Morris.

Captain Ahab
— Harpoon he’s been promising to take home for weeks
— VHS of Free Willy
— Tylenol PM, in bulk
— Sleep machine that makes wave-crashing noises, up to 70 wave-filled minutes
— Nice velvet sleeping mask we got on sale at Linens ’n Things back in June or maybe July
— Legal pad with whales committing suicide doodled all over it
— Toothbrush

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No cliches? Still not cool dude.

Guys, if you want to see this movie I'm just not into you.

Bradley Cooper, Kevin Connolly, and Justin Long act out ten romcom cliches you won’t be seeing in their upcoming film.
Ten Chick Flick Cliches That Are Not In He's Just Not That Into You

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superuseless superpowers

Helium Resistance

Lukewarm Touch

In-flight flight

See more superuseless superpowers. Very funny.
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Wild white girls that melt into nosecream

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Lewis Black's Naughty List

Lewis Black's Naughty List

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1001 rules for my unborn son

This blog of fatherly advice amuses me. He wants his unborn son to look like John Waters? Cool... I guess.

298. Have a signature look.

DRGBLZ

DRGBLZ, a blog about DRGBLZ and baLOLoonz.

English For Dirty Foreigners

The very first episode of English For Dirty Foreigners is here. Let the learning commenciate!
Lesson one: words


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Almost Transformers - Whitegoods in Disguise

This is just sad.


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Too true

Seen at My[confined]Space

Washing Machine Whisperer

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Woody's dead moose bit

This is a long time fave of mine thanks to WRECK & SALVAGE for reminding me that it's still out there.

Who is Sarah Palin?

I tried to keep from posting about her but this was kinda funny.

Wassup Holmes

Couldn't resist this.

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