WE'RE PREGNANT -- Grounded for nine months.
UNDOCUMENTED ALIEN -- "If they haven't followed the law to get here, they are by definition 'illegal.' It's like saying a drug dealer is an 'undocumented pharmacist.'"
BOASTS -- See classified advertisements for houses, as in "master bedroom boasts his-and-her fireplaces -- never 'bathroom apologizes for cracked linoleum,' or 'kitchen laments pathetic placement of electrical outlets.'"
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Banished Words List
A list of words that should be run out of town on a rail. Among their pet peeves (and mine):
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