Designer sale brings financial blessing to Vatican shoppers

As Rome's post-Christmas sale season gets under way the Vatican store is offering some of the biggest savings in town on televisions, jewellery, designer handbags and clothing.

I didn't even know they had a department store. And what bargoons! A three-litre bottle of Glen Grant whisky costs £19 and a bottle of Moët & Chandon £15.

Looks like the Vatican powers-that-be may have forgotten about this:

And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves.

They may not be selling doves but methinks Jesus may be just as upset about the sale of high end booze, smokes and Baume & Mercier watches in the Holy City. They'd better be watching their backs. If SuperJesus hears about this he'll be putting a whip to their money grubbing asses.