Maybe Ants and Nags Just Aren't Meant To Be Together

Stood up again by that devious little hymenoptera, Avery! This time he says he took a wrong turn at Albuquerque on his way to Niagara-on-the-Lake. Excuses, excuses; I don't know why I keep getting sucked in. After all he's not even that goodlooking.

I even coloured my hair and dermabraded off 10 years worth of dead skin. I was lookin' mighty fine, if I do say so myself. Hot, in fact. Your loss, ant man.

Is it possible that Avery read my post about Stuart Little and feared that Mr. Nag, in a fit of jealous rage, would put out a couple of these:

I can't help but feel that a more manly ant would have taken the risk.