Monday, April 30, 2007

There's a lesson to be learned from this,folks


On this day in 1975: Saigon surrenders:
"The war in Vietnam ended today as the government in Saigon announced its unconditional surrender to North Vietnamese forces.
The President, Duong Van Minh, who has been in office for just three days, made the announcement in a radio broadcast to the nation early this morning. He asked his forces to lay down their arms and called on the North Vietnamese Army and Vietcong to halt all hostilities.
In a direct appeal to the Communist forces, he said: 'We are here to hand over to you the power in order to avoid bloodshed.' "

Send a Virtual Hug


That hot hunk of antitude, Avery, has been helping out with this Virtual Hug campaign (I think the little old lady character might be based on me). This virtual hug is meant to help raise funds for Meagan’s Walk which raises funds to fight paediatric brain tumours. Meagan’s Walk was started by Denise Bebenek after her 5 year old daughter Meagan died of a brain tumour 6 years ago. Check out the website to find out more and pass it along.

Smell Like Almost Anything

Want smell like Play Doh, weed,an overflowing ashtray, dirt? Hey, no problem.



Just a few of the fragrances offered by Demeter Colognes.

Via Grow a Brain

A Taste From The Past

It's been years since I thought about spruce beer. I used to drink it when I was a little girl in Montreal. Suddenly I hated it, couldn't abibe its sprucey taste. Last night I had a dream that I was with my sister in a park in Ville St. Pierre and we were knocking back spruce beer. Now I've got a weird hankering for it. Anyone know if /where spruce beer is sold in southern Ontario?
Here's the Wikipedia lowdown on it:
In the Canadian province of Quebec, spruce beer is an artificially flavoured non-alcoholic carbonated soft drink.
Despite its name, its flavour bears little resemblance to beer, and instead smells and tastes of more of
evergreens. It is widely available in supermarkets, while alcoholic spruce beer is available only in specialty shops and some old time taverns. In Quebec it is known in French as bière d'épinette.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Random Thoughts On My Trip To Italy

Taking the train from FCO to Rome I was struck by the proliferation of graffiti on almost every surface. No real surprise; after all the art form has its roots in the Roman Empire. It's primavera in Italy. All the flowers and shrubs were in bloom and the palm trees made the city seem like a tropical paradise - at least to this Canuck. There were calla lilies, wisteria and orange trees in the lovely garden at our Roman villa apartment and it was a quiet and fragrant place to have our morning espresso before setting off for the day. As I mentioned earlier the Romans were still wearing heavy sweaters and jackets despite the very mild temperatures (mid-twenties).

The tourist sites in Rome are impossibly crammed with (what else would you expect?) tourists.
The Spanish Steps and the Trevi Fountain would be perfect places to sit and reflect on the beauty of Rome if I wasn't packed shoulder to sweaty shoulder with people who (I hate to admit it) are just like me. The highlight of our stay in Rome was a visit to the Galleria Doria Pamphili, an 18th century palazzo filled with a top notch art collection with works by Velazquez, Corregio, Titian, Breughel, Raphael and Caravaggio. The setting is magnificent and the excellent audio tour provides information on the palazzo, the Pamphili family and the paintings and sculpture. Best of all, we were the only ones there! It was the highlight of the Roman leg of our vacation. I also enjoyed wandering around the Jewish Quarter, Trastevere and the area around the Campo de Fiore.

From Rome we took the night train to Palermo. From the window we saw loads o' lemons. We stayed in the seedier area of Palermo where all the major sites are. We saw excellent examples of Arab, baroque and medieval architecture set amidst crumbling buildings and grinding poverty. We also took a side trip to the marvellous cathedral at Monreale. Palermo is definitely a city of jarring contrasts. Begging is a way of life for people in some neighbourhoods. Little girls go from table to table at outdoor restaurants asking for money. I saw a sharply dressed boy about 14 years old bopping down the street, snapping his fingers and singing along to some hip hop tune in his head. He caught sight of us and an expression of pain replaced his cheerful smile as he whined poignantly about his poverty and his hunger. When we gave him nothing he went on his merry way, singing and snapping once more. Seeing him turn on a dime like that made me laugh. An Oscar winning performance! That boy should pursue an acting career.

We rented a car and drove to Enna, a magnificent hill town in Central Sicily reached by negotiating hair raising switchbacks to the peak. My palms were sweating and my heart was palpitating. Mr. Nag kept reassuring me, after all he's used to driving a large firetruck and so the little Ford was a piece of cake but I was a panting, sweating mess by the time we got to the top. We stayed for two nights in a hotel with beautiful panoramic views of the surrounding hillside and took sidetrips to see the mosaics at Villa del Casale and the ceramics at Caltigirone. From there we drove to the Valle de Templi at Agrigento which gave new meaning to the word awesome.

We spent the next four days at the Villa Farli, a beautiful B&B set in the southern Sicilian countryside in Sampieri, not far from the sea. In the early part of each day we visited the beautiful small cities of Noto, Ragusa and Modica with their elaborate Sicilian baroque architecture. They don't seem to be high on the tour bus agenda so we were able to wander free of the hordes. In mid afternoon we spent time in the seaside villages surrounding Villa Farli and then back for dinner. Donatella prepared magnificent five course meals for us each night. Her pastas were the best we had in our two weeks in Italy. She learned it all from her mama. Needless to say I did not lose any weight on this trip.

Regrets? I should have made a stronger attempt to learn some Italian prior to going to Sicily - very few people, even in highly touristed areas there, speak any English. We got by with a dictionary and sign language but, in retrospect, I think it was arrogant of me not to have prepared a little better. I should also have worked out on our dusty, cobwebbed stair climber - some of the uphill climbs were a real challenge. It might have been a good idea to have applied sunscreen before, not after, my face resembled a salsiccia.

All in all we had a wonderful glitch-free, weather friendly (warm and sunny every day!) vacation. I was stunned by the beauty of Sicily. I loved the robust Sicilian wine and the hearty food. I developed an appreciation of Caravaggio after seeing The Penitant Magdalen and Rest During the Flight into Egypt at the Galleria Pamphili. I experienced the Velazquez portrait of Pamphili Pope Innocent X ( arguably his greatest work) in a whole new way after standing in front of it - his expression is so gripping and human. I'm eager to read more about Sicilian baroque architecture. April is the ideal time to visit Rome and Sicily; all the flowers were in bloom, not yet shrivelled in the summer heat. The Mediterranean sun is strong and we would have had an entirely different experience if we had to tramp about in 40 degree weather.

You can see some of my photos by clicking on the Flickr badge on my sidebar. (Tags are Rome and Sicily.)

Italian Movie Posters


Fancy tap water is the new trend

Do you drink bottled water? Are you someone who won't drink water unless it's bottled? Do you only drink a certain brand of bottled water because it's chic, or trendy, or in some way is an extension of who you are?You might be a water snob.But then again, you might be pooh-pooh'd by a new breed of water snobs - those who won't drink anything but tap water.


According to BuzzFeed tap water is the new black. The Nag, always ahead of the curve, was all over this long ago. See what I had to say about it here and here and here.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Home Sweet Home

Sadly the time came to say "Arrividerci Roma". I'm just in the door and emptying all the spam from my inbox(es). I'm on Italian time so this is the wee hours for me. Am looking forward to a hot bath as Italian hotels have only showers as a rule. I'll post some of the highlights of our fabulous vacation over the next few days.

Cigarette Lego



Smoke inhalation is the primary cause of death in victims of indoor fires. The smoke kills by a combination of thermal damage, poisoning and pulmonary irritation caused by carbon monoxide, hydrogen cyanide and other combustion products...

See all the photos at Random Stuff

Milking Cats


They laughed at Ben Stiller when he talked about milking cats in Meet the Parents - I laughed harder than anyone. I can't explain why I find this so funny; perhaps I'm mentally ill. Needless to say this site almost made me wet my panties.

" More Teats, More Milk

In the dairy industry it has long been observed that cats have double the teats of cows, hence twice the source of pure cat milk.
The cat milk craze can be traced to the Middle Ages when drinking cats milk was a sign of being erudite and showed that you had veracity and the patience to milk the cats. "

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Hello Kitty Hell


Ever wonder what it's like to live in Hello Kitty Hell ? Here's a whole blog about it.

I live in a Hello Kitty Hell, no if ands or buts about it. You may not believe it at this moment, but as this journal expands you will no doubt come to that conclusion. It will make you feel good, bring a little joy to your life, knowing that your life may have problems, but it isn’t nearly as bad as living in a Hello Kitty Hell. This is the reaction that I receive from most that hear my story.

Via Plep

Rome Is Terrific

Enjoying our fourth sunny day in Roma. Tonight we take the overnighter to Sicily. It is very warm here (I am sweating in a t-shirt) but the Romans are still wearing heavy jackets - very strange indeed. I guess they take their winter gear off when it hits 40c.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

We're on his trail

We're heading out to Italy within the next couple of hours and plan to loosely follow the trail of Caravaggio sans Milan (where little is known of his childhood) and Malta. Some consider him the greatest artist of all time. There is a saying that there are two types of art: pre- Caravaggio and post-Caravaggio. I am not yet convinced but hope to be.
'Caravaggio': The Artist as Outlaw
Having spent his brief, tragic and turbulent life painting miracles, he managed, in the process, to create one - the miracle of art, the miracle of the way in which some paint, a few brushes, a square of canvas, together with that most essential ingredient, genius, can produce something stronger than time and age, more powerful than death.

Warning: Blogging Will Be Sporadic.


There may be days over the next few weeks in Sicily when I don't even make it to the keyboard, although I will definitely get out of bed.

Friday, April 13, 2007

I Want To See This Someday


The Bayeux tapestry (1066) is one of the most historically important, and unusual, chronicles of its day, is now located in the town of Bayeux in Normandy. The 70m-long (231ft) tapestry offers a splendidly vivid depiction of the events leading up to the Norman Conquest of England in 1066. It begins with Harold of Wessex’s visit to Normandy and his meeting with Duke William in 1064, and culminates with the flight of the English army at Hastings. All the main intervening events, including the death of King Edward the Confessor in January 1066, Harold's coronation, William's elaborate invasion preparations, his landing at Pevensey, the Battle of Hastings and Harold's death, are covered in painstaking detail. Along the top and bottom of the tapestry run decorated borders illustrating scenes of contemporary warfare, hunting and husbandry and also some episodes from the fables of Aesop and Phaedrus. The tapestry is often referred to in French as La Tapisserie de la Reine Mathilde (Queen Mathilda’s Tapestry) after William’s wife. Although it was almost destroyed in 1792 when French revolutionaries used it as a wagon cover, the whole tapestry (with the exception of the final section, thought to have depicted William's coronation in Westminster Abbey on Christmas Day 1066) has survived to this day and can still be viewed by visitors to the town of Bayeux.

The Tapestry consists of 626 humans, 55 dogs, 202 horses, 41 ships, 49 trees, almost 2000 Latin words, over 500 mythical and non mythical creatures such as birds and dragons. At least 8 colours of yarn are discernible. It is approximately 70 metres long and half a metre wide.

How Can Canada Do Business With a Country That Allows This?


Bred for the freezer: how zoo rears tigers like battery hens :
"Xiongsen is the world's biggest battery farm for rare animals. Located just outside the southern Chinese city of Guilin, it is smaller than Regent's Park but holds 1,300 tigers - almost as many as the whole of India - as well as hundreds of bears, lions and birds.
The stock is worth hundreds of millions of dollars in China, where consumers pay high prices for remedies, tonics and aphrodisiacs made from rare species. But until now the park has only been able to bank its assets in cold storage because of a ban on tiger products.
All that could be about to change. After a decade of lobbying by Xiongsen, China is preparing to call for a lifting of the ban. Next week it will send its first ever delegation to the Global Tiger Forum in Kathmandu. In June, at a conference in the Hague of signatories to the Convention on the International Trade in Endangered Species (Cites), it is expected to push the issue. In a paper to Cites, China says the global ban has failed to halt the decline of the wild tiger population, despite a cost of £2bn to the Chinese economy and damage to China's traditions and medicinal culture."

Paraskevidekatriaphobia or party on?

Why Friday the 13th Is Unlucky

The sixth day of the week and the number 13 both have foreboding reputations said to date from ancient times, and their inevitable conjunction from one to three times a year portends more misfortune than some credulous minds can bear. Some sources say it may be the most widespread superstition in the United States. Some people won't go to work on Friday the 13th; some won't eat in restaurants; many wouldn't think of setting a wedding on the date.

It is said: If 13 people sit down to dinner together, all will die within the year. The Turks so disliked the number 13 that it was practically expunged from their vocabulary (Brewer, 1894). Many cities do not have a 13th Street or a 13th Avenue. Many buildings don't have a 13th floor. If you have 13 letters in your name, you will have the devil's luck (Jack the Ripper, Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Theodore Bundy and Albert De Salvo all have 13 letters in their names). There are 13 witches in a coven.




I don't care what they say. I say TGIF, baby! Meet me down the road in Port Dover! Party on!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Tomorrow Could Be Too Late - Visit Them Now


Look Out Guys - I Plan To Eat You Up

This is exactly why I'm going to Italy: I want to eat cheery, singing, dancing veggies and cheese. I hope they don't squeal too loudly when I bite into them.



Cheesiness Via Everlasting Blort

R.I.P. Kurt Vonnegut


Novelist Kurt Vonnegut dies at 84 "Kurt Vonnegut, the satirical novelist who captured the absurdity of war and questioned the advances of science in darkly humorous works such as 'Slaughterhouse-Five' and 'Cat's Cradle,' died Wednesday. He was 84."

Does this Outfit Make Me Look Greasy?


Bacon Costume.: "Who doesn’t like bacon - why, bacon is the culinary Bondo!"

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

FRANKLIN "The Fair Housing Fox"


Frankly, Franklin, I'm not convinced that most little kids, even victims of housing discrimination, would tear themselves away from tv, video games, porn sites, the old crack pipe or whatever it is kids get up to these days simply to research this issue. Although you are one helluva good looking guy- perhaps I'll bookmark your site.

Fair Housing: It's No An Option; It's the Law
10 Things Franklin Wants You to Know

Nuns Gone Wild

Nuns go on the run with priceless church icons -
"An order of Carmelite nuns is at the centre of a legal row over priceless religious icons which were taken when the sisters moved out of their nunnery.
When the sisters decided to leave their rundown, insect-infested nunnery, they surprised locals by taking more than just the furniture. But when residents of Grajal de Campos, in León, northern Spain, realised two large wooden religious icons had disappeared, an accusatory finger was pointed at the nuns."

Luckily They Did It On Their Shareholders' Dollar

Conrad Black had this to say about his $565,326 trip to Bora Bora:

We felt like geriatric freaks among a sea of honeymooners – loutish young men and their perky wives. Shortly after we arrived on Bora Bora we discovered the island was in the throes of a dengue fever epidemic and we spent the rest of our time there applying insect repellant and sweltering indoors. More at TheStar.com

My heart goes out to him! Poor old Babs was not quite as perky as the other wives? It's certainly not for lack of throwing money at the problem but, face it Connie, she is in her mid-sixties. Hell, even the Nag isn't as perky as she used to be (not quite the Old Grey Nag yet, but getting there). Take comfort, Tubby, in the fact that you didn't have to spend your own hard earned funds on this vacation from hell, just other people's.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

» Canada Worse than 3rd World Countries when it comes to Mobile Data Access



The motto of the CRTC, Canada’s telcom regulator is “Communications in the Public Interest”. Right.
If you live in Canada, write to your MP. The CRTC, as an institution, needs to be taken out and shot.*
This chart charts the best rates available from all carriers. And all levels of government say that “ICT” competitiveness is key factor in Canada’s future economicprosperity.

Coincidence? I think not.

Pet food insider sold shares before recall:
The chief financial officer of Menu Foods Income Fund says it's a 'horrible coincidence' that he sold nearly half his units in the troubled pet food maker less than three weeks before a massive recall of tainted pet food.


If he's guilty he should be force fed pouches of beef cuts in gravy until his kidneys fail.

I've Been To Hell and Back

(Don't read this, Maureen)
Today I broke a taboo. I entered that cornice of hell to which I vowed I'd never go. I was told that a piece of hardware I needed was available at Wal-Mart (yes- Wal-Mart). Since I was unable to find it elsewhere and needed it before I went on vacation, I decided to check it out. It was Easter Monday and the hoi polloi were frothing at the mouth for half price hollow imitation chocolate bunnies. The parking lot was a precursor of what was to come. Unspeakably ugly people who should have had their drivers' licences yanked were performing a strange vehicular ballet in the overcrowded lot complete with honking and hand gestures. I slunk past the greeter, half expecting the hypocrite alarm to sound. I found the gardening department right away. It had an awful odour about it and a clerk who, seemingly overwhelmed by the customer he was serving, hollered for help. When back-up arrived he pointed at me and said (very, very loudly), "She needs help." I denied needing assistance (realizing how false I sounded) and fled the department, not wanting anything to do with these denizens of Hades (to describe them would only give rise to accusations of discrimination of one sort or another - name your prejudice). I wandered briefly around the store and, honestly, I have never seen such a pile of cheap crap in my whole life - kid's clothes made of a fabric that made one hope their parents were nonsmokers, others that looked like Halloween costumes (hey, maybe they're on sale from last October?), packaged food with enough carcinogens to guarantee that customers who eat it will probably die after only a few visits (that sounds like bad business, doesn't it?), all of them made by cheap slave labour. If Wal-Mart is giving us what we want, God help us. I slunk out as empty handed as I arrived.

More Nag rants on Wal-Mart here, here, here, here, etc.

The Countdown Begins

The suitcases are out (the green makes them stand out from all the black ones on the luggage carousel). The flight is booked as is the apartment in Rome, the train from Rome to Palermo, hotel in Palermo and our base in Sicily, Villa Farli , our flight from Catania to Rome and our hotel in Rome for the final night. I've also been assembling our documents, passports, e-tickets, hotel confirmations and directions, maps and guidebooks. Whew! Mr. Nag has two responsibilities: rent a car and obtain Euros - not done yet but I'm sure I can count on him. Right?
I'll be working this week as well as packing, getting my hair cut, refilling prescriptions, throwing out food that will go bad, making sure that Max has enough food for Baby Nag to feed him, etc..... I'll be too tired to go.
I've had two setbacks:
1. All my spring pants are too small. By coincidence they all shrunk somehow. This necessitated a shopping excursion. Didn't find much. Looks like I'll be pantsless (wonder how that will go over at St. Peter's) or else stuffed like a sausage into last year's wardrobe.
2. My Italian is even more pathetic than I imagined. I exchanged 5 or 6 emails with the owner of Villa Farli. At first she pretended I was making sense. Finally she suggested that I speak English. That worked for me. Oh well, I understand that most Sicilians don't speak Italian either.

Monday, April 09, 2007

10 Things Your Restaurant Won't Tell You

Some very good reasons to eat at home. I have some gruesome personal stories about getting ill after eating in restaurants but I only tell them when drunk and immune to embarrassment. Buy me a drink and I'll tell you the one about the parking lot, my aunt's phone bill and the toga gang. Oh - you've already heard it from my sister?

Via Presurfer

DIY Theremin


I have always been a fan of the use of the theremin in film. Its eerie sound makes my flesh creep in a not entirely negative way. Now, if I wanted to, I could make my own theremin from a kit!

Badass origami


Sunday, April 08, 2007

ON THIS DAY


ON THIS DAY in 1973 Pablo Picasso died of a heart attack at his chateau near Cannes on the French Riviera. Guernica is the only work of art that ever moved me to tears.

Bunnylicious


You've never seen so many bunny images in one place. It's bunnylicious !
Via Everlasting Blort. It's blortalicious!


A Heartwarming Story

Chat line for deaf dolphin's offspring: KEY LARGO, Fla.–A marine mammal rehabilitation facility opened a dolphin 'chat line' yesterday, hoping to teach a deaf dolphin's unborn calf to communicate.
Castaway, as the stranded Atlantic bottlenose dolphin is named, has been recovering at the Marine Mammal Conservancy. Dolphins need to hear echoes of sounds they produce to find food, socialize and defend themselves.
'We asked ourselves, `How do we get the calf to speak when we have a deaf mother?'' said Robert Lingenfelser, the conservancy's president. They decided to electronically connect Castaway's habitat with a lagoon at Dolphins Plus, a research facility a few kilometres away. Underwater speakers and microphones were installed at both locations and connected via phone lines.
Castaway is expected to deliver her calf in about a month.

Tent City Memories

Before they were evicted, writes Marty Lang , homeless people like him had developed a real sense of community, living by the harbour in tents, abandoned cars and shacks fashioned from old movie sets.
Read more of a home of their own in Tent City

Easter Sunday Bloody Sunday


Heartthrob AveryAnt Rants about Easter.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Have a Googley Easter


The World's Most Corrupt Countries

TI has developed an index from 0 to 10 comprised of surveys of specialists, opinion leaders, business officials and human rights monitors who live, work or travel extensively in each of the countries ranked. The higher the score, the less corrupt the country. Tied for No. 1 this year, with a CPI “score” of 9.6 are Finland, Iceland and New Zealand. At the bottom, with a score of 1.8 is Haiti.

The World's Most Corrupt Countries Via Cynical-C

Coffee, Tea Or Me?


When I was a kid I wanted to be a stewardess but I only grew to be 5' 1". That was 1 inch under the required minimum height for flight attendants at the time. It seemed like the most glamourous of professions- those gals were the height of sophistication. I read the Vicky Barr mystery series religiously. Now, as a jaded flyer with several flight attendant friends, I see the profession a little differently. Yet I admit that I sometimes wish I'd been that extra inch taller.

The V&A Surrealist Exhibition


Surreal Things

The V&A museum's Surreal Things exhibition will be the first to examine surrealism's impact on architecture, design and the decorative arts. Bringing together many unseen works for the first time, the show will explore how surrealism evolved from radical avant-garde beginnings to become one of the most influential movements of the century.

Friday, April 06, 2007

80-stars-then-and-now

Ever wonder how some fave Reagan-era acts are holding up? Some better than others judging by these photos:



80-stars-then-and-now Via Folderol

Illeanarama - Supermarket of the Stars

This is very funny
Thanks Coudal

Surrealism Quiz


Think you know everything about Surrealism ?
There's a little more to the eccentric world of the surrealists than wonky watches and giant eyeballs.

Le Pen is a Do-It-Yourself Kind of Dude

Le Pen, against condoms, tells young to masturbate instead
'For those who feel the urge, I suggest the 'manu militari', it's a much simpler method,' Le Pen told the gathering organised by Elle magazine in Paris"

Sex Toy or Fishing Lure?


YesButNoButYes Quiz - It appears I know neither sex toys nor fishing lures. Guess I'm good at nothing.

Lisa Law's Photographs


Lisa Law's photographs provide glimpses into the folk and rock music scenes, California's blossoming counterculture, and the family-centered and spiritual world of commune life in New Mexico. They are moments that she lived, witnessed, and recorded on the frontier of cultural change.
Lisa Law via Rashomon

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Having Been Raised Catholic This Does Not Surprise Me

There is a patron saint against scurf (don't ask me, I don't know what scurf is but the saint is Genesius of Arles)), one against enemy plots (Drausinus), another against glandular diseases (Cadoc of Llancarven). * So why shouldn't there be patron saints of graphic design? Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.


The Six Patron Saints of Graphic Design via Everlasting Blort

*Check out The Patron Saint Topic List if you don't believe me.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Get You Love Drunk Off That Hump

Click on it - it's funny. Alanis doing Fergie.

74 Bands In One Picture

Click on the photo to enlarge.
Via Presurfer

If ancient Rome had the Internet...

  • The destruction of Pompeii in 79AD is the most viewed video at YouTube. The first comment is...'OMG so cool! Volcanos ROCK!'
  • Attila the Hun has his own MySpace page. Nobody ever rejects his 'invite a friend' emails.
  • The soothsayer's 'Ides of March' email fails to get Caesar's proper attention as it's inadvertently filtered into his junk folder.
  • But at least Caesar's 'Et tu Brute?' comment is available as a free ringtone download.

More

Via Look At This

Mercer Quality of Living Index

Read more about it.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

How Fat Is Your Country?


Just Asking

Canada was once able to claim the title ”bread basket of the world” and "King Wheat" was the most important export of the Prairie Provinces. So why is Canada importing Aminopterin-laced wheat gluten from China?

Paris Wallpapers


These Paris Wallpapers make me wish I were there right now.

EASTER GIFTS





Lookin Good For Jesus Lip Balm returns lips to near virgin quality. Virtuous vanilla flavor protects and preserves.