Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Luckily They Did It On Their Shareholders' Dollar

Conrad Black had this to say about his $565,326 trip to Bora Bora:

We felt like geriatric freaks among a sea of honeymooners – loutish young men and their perky wives. Shortly after we arrived on Bora Bora we discovered the island was in the throes of a dengue fever epidemic and we spent the rest of our time there applying insect repellant and sweltering indoors. More at TheStar.com

My heart goes out to him! Poor old Babs was not quite as perky as the other wives? It's certainly not for lack of throwing money at the problem but, face it Connie, she is in her mid-sixties. Hell, even the Nag isn't as perky as she used to be (not quite the Old Grey Nag yet, but getting there). Take comfort, Tubby, in the fact that you didn't have to spend your own hard earned funds on this vacation from hell, just other people's.

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