I received this sad email the other day from Avery Ant:
Well, this is it. The last rant! 101 rants and two and a half years later and my community service is done.
Thanks to everyone for their support and all the kind emails I received over the past couple of years. Since none of you were willing to throw any sex my way, your letters were the next best thing.
I don't mind telling you that I'm really going to miss that little Hymenoptera, so much so that I offered to throw a little pity sex his way and sent him an email to that effect. He immediately replied that he was on his way over from his ant colony. That was two days ago. I think I've been stood up. Screw you, Avery. We're through.
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