Tweeting Too Hard

Tweeting Too Hard, where self-important tweets get the recognition they deserve. Here are a few:

I'm sedentary and eat mostly cereal, yet my abs look like I do sit-ups 3 hours a day. WTF? Viking genes never cease to amaze and endow.

The people who say I'm arrogant and shallow don't see me when I'm at home with my wife. Did I mention that she's a former swimsuit model?

Girl at the gym was checking me out, I could tell she wanted me. A Philly 8, but she had sweaty arm pits. I don't date girls that sweat.