"The people of Canada sure love their bacon. In a recent survey conducted by Maple Leaf Foods, 43% of the respondents said they would rather have bacon than sex." Bacon Today
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
People in Canada Choose Bacon Over Sex
Take this with a grain of salty bacon. What else would you expect Maple Leaf foods to come up with?
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Maple Leaf is probably just happy to have people write about something other than them killing people.
ReplyDeleteThey got tired of the listeriosis channel and switched to sex and bacon.
ReplyDeleteI have bacon a couple of times of month. I haven't had sex in over 10 years. Believe me when I say that THIS Canadian would rather have some sex!!!
ReplyDeleteAs for me it's six of one, half dozen of the other. Bacon, sex, bacon-y sex, sexy bacon...
ReplyDeleteIs this some kind of Canadian thing?
ReplyDeleteWhat, sex? No, I think other countries have it too.
ReplyDeleteThanks for setting us straight Jeremy. Now I feel free to travel abroad.
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