Who's there?
A Marxist-Socialist.
A Marxist-Socialist who?
A Marxist-Socialist who wants to give you a pamphlet about class struggle.
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How do you get a one-armed Marxist-Socialist out of a tree?
Ask two teamsters to drive three AFL-CIO riggers each carrying an IAFF approved ladder to the tree and help the one-armed Marxist-Socialist down.
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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Marxist-Socialist are in an airplane that is going to crash and there are only two parachutes. The Priest says, "I have always followed the word of Jesus, so I should have one of the parachutes." The Rabbi says, "I paid for the plane rental, so I should also have one of the parachutes." The Marxist-Socialist says, "I would normally advocate allocating these out according to one's means, but I'm afraid of dying and would like one of the chutes, please."
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