The Name Game

Obama's got it all over the other candidates at least as far as rhyming t-shirts are concerned. Try to sing The Name Game using Edwards or Clinton - it just doesn't work.

I tried re-working other rhymes:
Hillary, Dillary, Dock...
but all I could come up with were obscene lines featuring Bill and Monica.

Or how about this one:
John, John the Piper’s son
He stole a pig and away he run
The pig got eat and John got beat…
I don't imagine Edwards would go for that one on a t-shirt.

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