Monday, November 20, 2006

No Worse Than The Title He Came Up With

A new list from McSweeney's:

Alternate Titles For O.J. Simpson's New Book

*Stab This Book
*Stab Your Wife With This Book
*Beat Your Wife to Death With This Book
*Tuesdays With Stabby
*Are You There, God? It's Me, a Multiple Murderer
*To Kill a Mockingbird, Wherein the Mockingbird Is Your
Ex-Wife and Her Friend, the Waiter
*What to Expect When You're Expecting to Stab Someone

In a similar vein, I hear Pete Doherty is working on a book entitled "If I Did Drugs".

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