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Well, obviously no one wants genital herpes, but look at all those people in the Valtrex ads. They're really hot and seem to be having a blast.
Just something to think about.
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FYI You might have been exposed to scabies.
I'm not saying it's karma, but maybe next time you'll reach for the check.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chlamydia.
Sorry.
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It is with great regret that I must inform you that you might have been exposed to syphilis. It is with even greater regret, as it appears that this e-mail should have been sent a few months ago.
But you know how it is. Work's been crazy busy. There was that conference in Phoenix. And the Anderson account. And then with the holidays on top of it all? Forget about it.
Anyway, here you go.
P.S. If this message seems blurry to you at all, you should probably get moving on this.
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OMG!!! Herpes. =(
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Just a tip. You might have been exposed to crabs recently.
Most probably from using a public restroom and not from that cute guy in marketing you went out with last week who is very hygienic. And who's really into you.
No, definitely not from him.
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