- Pour Coke on the floor the previous night and allow to harden.
- Garnish with wads of chewing gum.
- Buy a DVD, but not the extended version.
- Make popcorn, but put all the butter on one side of the bowl.
- Set your cell phone to go off randomly throughout the film.
- Place an obstacle that is taller than you, directly in front of your seat.
- Throw popcorn at yourself.
- Leer at yourself and flirt shamelessly.
- Do not pause the DVD for bathroom breaks.
- Ask yourself outloud what is happening. Do this every ten minutes.
- Give away the ending to yourself.
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