Friday, May 19, 2006

Grading the Career of Tom Hanks Hair


First Bowie's teeth, now Tom Hanks' hair. What next? Meg Ryan's lips, Michael Jackson's nose, Pamela Anderson's breasts? Tune in tomorrow for another exciting edition of Celebrity Body Parts presented by the Nag.

I went back and examined his look over the years and stumbled across a weird
phenomenon. Tom Hanks has bad hair. Go back and look at his early career and you'll see he has some of the worst chops this side of evil lesbian Rosie O'Donnell. But then, as if by magic, the hair got better when he started winning Oscars. And then it got wild again after he had got carte blanche as an actor.
via J-Walk

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