Louis vs. Rick
Louis vs. Rick is a cautionary tale about the perils of teaching a feline to instant message. The exchanges between the two are hilarious, like this one where Louis is jealous of Rick's girlfriend:
- --------: 2:07 PM
- LouisTheCat: im not angry
- RickDickens77: Then what's with the silent treatment?
- LouisTheCat: i mean im not angry anymore
- RickDickens77: So tell me why you've been angry, at least. Is it Emily?
- LouisTheCat: she was in my spot
- RickDickens77: So it's about her spending the night.
- LouisTheCat: thats my spot
- LouisTheCat: i dont know why you would just let some tramp lay in my spot RickDickens77: She's not a tramp, she's very special.
- LouisTheCat: special tramp
- LouisTheCat: so you mean whore
- I'm convinced. I shall not teach Joyce to instant message no matter how loud she miaows
If I had a cat I'd love this. I'd text "You know when you ripped up the curtains with your claws and then puked on the bathroom floor?"
ReplyDeleteCat: Yes. Enjoyed that. Green puke, lots.
"Yeah. that's why you're on cheap tinned catfood from now on. And getting locked in the laundry room tonight"
Cat: F**K YOU, f**k you pal, I'm out of here.
"Remember I can lock the cat-door from inside. Enjoy the animal shelter".
Another good argument against human/feline instant messaging. Both would say things they'd later regret. Well I'm sure you would. The cat maybe not.
ReplyDeleteI would not.
ReplyDeleteThe cat, however, would be frantically texting me, "Hey! I was only joking, can I come home now? Ur frend. the cat xxxx"
No.
"Hey! You're missing me I bet. How about I come in and do some purring?"
Go away.
" Let me in or I'll hide in a bush until you walk by and then I'll spring out and rip your veins and score your f***ing eyes out!"
I'm turning my phone off now.
It seems British cats are a rough bunch.
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