Wife “How did you get those scratches on your neck”
— Mat (@mat64791452) October 21, 2023
Husband “Me and the fellas were out Kayaking when a seal rose out of the sea and Twatted me with an octopus”
Wife “You must think I was born yesterday” 🥊 pic.twitter.com/ovMvwk3M6b
Monday, November 06, 2023
It’s only Monday but I am voting this best tweet of the week.
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