Are you the worst person at Thanksgiving? I hope you aren’t.
1. Are your pants unbuttoned before the appetizer is even put on the table?
2. Are you wearing a pilgrim hat and drinking your fourth High Noon?
3. Did you loudly ask what the turkey’s pronouns were, then smirk into your Modelo?
4. Did you explain the origins of the holiday to the children’s table using one to three racist terms?
5. When called out for using one to three racist terms, did you then proceed to use four more?
More Thanksgiving Quiz questions: McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
No comments:
Post a Comment