Friday, July 22, 2022

Whoever invented this can go straight to hell

I engaged in hand-to-hand combat with one of these yesterday and had the same thought.


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  1. It does give you that nice tab to lock your vice-grips on. With a good tug at least a tablespoon of the contents will follow the arc of the pliers and seal. I find it easier to say homie don't play dat and cut the inside radius of the container with a sharp knife.

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  2. I don't know what it even is. It looks like a security-sealed empty jar up to its neck in a cup of tapioca pudding, which itself is stuffed in an open jar of something else, perhaps cold cream or mashed potatoes. The plastic label seems to say, backward and upside down, n'Peel, then a sundial or a piece of cake, then Lal'n'Peh.

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    1. If you have never had to engage with this beast consider yourself fortunate.

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  3. Anonymous12:43 am

    Oh my goodness! I so hate the lift and pull tabs! They never work. Ugh... never! Kinda nice to know it's not just me.

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    1. We should form an anti-tab movement.

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