Sunday, May 14, 2017

The Cash Machine That Speaks Cockney

An East London ATM offers a Cockney slang option. If Cockney is chosen, the next prompt advises the customer in search of "fast sausage and mash" (cash) to select the amount. Among the options: A "Lady Godiva" (£5), "speckled hen" (£10), or "horn of plenty" (£20), to be dispensed after the customer enters a "Huckleberry Finn" (pin).

*Balance on Charlie Sheen (screen)
*Dog and bone (top up mobile phone)
*Rattle & tank balance (your bank balance)

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