Women Rejecting Marriage Proposals In Western Art History

The women in these paintings seem underwhelmed by marriage proposals from their ardent suitors. Seth D. Michaels puts their thoughts into words.

is he wearing red tights
is this man seriously wearing red tights while he proposes at me

I SAID, I’ll think about it
look are we gonna finish this chess game or what

well you’re too late, Richard
I’m a lesbian now
WE’RE ALL LESBIANS NOW
ARE YOU HAPPY
YOU LEFT AND NOW WE’RE ALL LESBIANS AND EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE

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