What Do Canadian Road Signs Mean?

After vacationing in Canada Boston Globe film critic Ty Burr ponders the poetic inscrutability of Canadian highway signs. He came up with some creative interpretations.

'Beaver in utero just ahead'
(Actual meaning of the sign: Parks Canada)

'Twerking in a national park is punishable by stoning'
(Actual meaning of the sign: Falling rocks)

'A man is dreaming about being an egg. Or an egg is dreaming about
being a man. Which came first? Philosophical quandaries addressed
at the Inter-Province Deconstruction Centre, 2 km'
(Actual meaning of the sign: Bed and breakfast nearby)

More: CBC News