Because summer vacation just isn’t complete without some cheap thrills, allow me to present The MUNCHIES Guide to Drinking in Public This Summer . It's chock full of helpful tips like this one:
"The county fair is a little bit trickier if you’re trying to forgo the decrepit beer garden full of weird uncles with shriveled tattoos of mermaids. May we recommend a fake colostomy bag filled with tequila? (Don’t worry—they’ll assume it’s urine and be afraid to touch it. Plus, you can use it as an excuse to cut the line for the Gravitron!)"
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