Tuesday, February 03, 2015

Alternative Cures by Steve Vermillion

Steve Vermillion has the cure for whatever ails you, whether it's a rash, astigmatism or a broken leg:


Health Notes: Alternatives to Western Medicine


 Watery Eyes: Portion Control, Blinking Once for Yes, Leg Lifts and Sit Ups, Cheese Straightening, Hypocrisy, Flintstones Vitamins, Muscle Memory, Response, Loge Seating.



 Memory Loss: Astronomy, Bones, Oral Tradition and Sticks, Self Charging, Notarized Permits, Speaking Out of Turn, Smoothery, Transference, Personal Problems.



 Amnesia: Clicketing, Sanctioned Grief Boxing, Rest Areas, Ground Fault Interrupters, Capacity, Turpitude, Lockjaw, Cowboy Playing Harmonica, Pronunciation, Thumbassing, Faulty Wiring.



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