You’re stuck at the party with a ripped stocking, and it’ll probably end your marriage.

 In these vintage ads the lady offends. She emits a foul odour from some body part but never knows it until her husband is walking out the door, suitcase in hand.  These ads also inform her that her coarse pores, old mouth, tan lines, zits, wrinkles, middle-age skin, hairy legs or lip, visible veins, or horror of all horrors, dishpan hands are also putting her on the divorce highway.

Pay no attention to the fact that he smells like something that fell off a gut wagon.

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