The $6,500 Santa Stake-Out Kit

This $6,500 Santa Stake-Out Kit by PlanetOptics has everything you need to catch Santa this Christmas. To outwit Santa you will need the following:

Camouflage Gear
OPMOD Ghillie Suit Snow Camo Final Approach One Shot Blinds Final Approach Pull-Over Cover
Apparel
Propper Crew Neck Mens T-ShirtBlackHawk Omega Elite Tactical Vest #1
Under Armour Coldgear Hitch Lite Cushion Boot Socks
BlackHawk ECW Pro Winter Operations Gloves
Tru-Spec H2O Waterproof ECWS Gen 2 Parka
BackpacksOPMOD P.A.C. 3.0 Personal Articles Carrier Bag
Hydration & Food Storage
Neverlost Food Thermos
Primus C&H Commuter Mug Stainless Steel
Camping GearEberlestock Ultralight Sleeping Bag w/ G-Loft Insulation
Boker USA Bon Appetite Knife
Hunting GearCass Creek Harmon Synthetic Mule Deer Female in Heat Scent
Leupold RX-1000i Compact Range Finder with DNA
Bushnell 8MP Trophy Cam Night Vision Field Scan Trail Camera
AimSHOT Heatseeker Infrared Spotter with Laser
AccessoriesGen Pro Tactical Stocking with MOLLE
Bolle Mojo Snow Ski Goggles
Zippo Hand Warmer, Black
Surefire P2X Fury Flashlight - Dual Output Tactical Light
Pro Ears Pro Hear IV BTE Digital Hearing Device
5.11 Tactical Field Ops Watch
Brite Strike Technologies Tactical Balls White LED Rolling Devices
OPMOD TBO 1.0 Limited Edition Tactical Bottle Opener
Uniden Two-Way FRS/GMRS Walkie Talkies
OPMOD WB 1.0 Limited Edition 8x42mm Waterproof Binoculars
Night Vision, Thermals & CamerasCarson OPMOD DNV 1.0 Limited Edition Mini Aura Digital Night Vision Pocket Monocular
Elmo Indoor Day/Night Network Dome Security Camera
Brinno TimeLapse Motion Sensor Digital Camera Bundle
Canon EOS Rebel T4i Digital SLR Camera Kit
FLIR Scout PS-24 Thermal Camera / Digital Thermal Imager
Celestron C90 Mak Spotting Scope w/ Tripod

If you spend Christmas Eve hiding behind a snowdrift with all this gear and still can't catch a fat old man maybe you should just give up and accept the magic of Christmas.

Via Geekologie