How To Make A peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich

Above: Opposition Leader Tom Mulcair eats his straightforward PB&J while
38 reporters ask Justin Trudeau about weed.

 Everyone has their own technique. Here's how some 2013 newsmakers make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich:

Justin Bieber1. Recruit a 12-member entourage to make him a single peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
2. Hurl peanut butter and jelly sandwich against the wall, shouting, “WHY WASN’T THIS MADE BY A MONKEY??”
3. Remove shirt.

Miley Cyrus1. Nail two slices of bread to a wall.
2. Apply ample amounts of peanut butter to one bum cheek.
3. Apply ample amounts of jelly to the other bum cheek.
4. Turn on music.

Rob Ford1. “I do not eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, nor am I an addict of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.”
2. “I can’t comment on a sandwich that doesn’t exist.”
3. “I just want to see the sandwich. The sandwich will answer a lot of questions.”
4. “Yes, I have eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, probably while in one of my luncheon stupors.”

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