My FB Friend Is The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mike Erskine-Kellie on Facebook:

I’m having tuna for dinner… Or something else; I’ll let you know. Also…
I have a hangnail.
I have an itch.
I have an inkling.
I have gunk in the corner of my eye. ;/
I just saw a cat.
I need new curtains…
I think I’m about to sneeze.
I think, therefore I think it might rain.
I like stuff.
I need a shave.
I need new socks.
I need a life.
I’m out of sunscreen.
I’m out milk.
I’m out of tuna…
I just drank a glass of water.
I have to pee.
I am about to kill a spider.

I just fell and landed on my coccyx.
I am in physical pain.

I wish I’d never been born with a coccyx.
I think coccyx is a funny word.

I find the above ironic.
I am now up off the floor…
I wonder what it would be like to have a third nipple.
I just received a text – it was spam, lol!
I need to decide what to do next.
I have decided what to do next.
I have changed my mind about what to do next.
I am going to clean the house.
I’m thinking of listening to music.
I just ate an entire chocolate cake.
I’m sleepy.
I’m grumpy.
I’m dopey.
I’m just sayin’…

This is why I like him.