Demeritwear Patches

Everyone is good at something. Demeritwear creates funny merit badges that recognize a range of esoteric accomplishments.

Cat caught a mouse? There's a badge for that:

Found out the man in your life went to a conference in Vegas and spent most of his time there stuffing stacks of bills in strippers' g-strings? Shame him with this one:

Know a blogger who is a suave, elegant and sophisticated red wine drinker? Give me ( I mean her) this one:

Thanks again Bruce!