Patient BW, DOB 2/16/1971

The League of Ordinary Gentlemen obtained access to Bruce Wayne's confidential, lengthy and complicated medical history. Mr. Wayne has presented at Gotham City Hospital many times over the years with numerous incongruously explained musculoskeletal injuries, neurological symptoms, anaphylaxis and depression. How would a wealthy industrialist incur so many physical injuries? There is a logical explanation:

 An alternate explanation, more plausible than the histories associated with many of patient’s injuries, is a series of industrial mishaps.  As head of Wayne Enterprises, patient presumably takes a very active role in the company’s various subsidiary R&D departments.  These subsidiaries include biotech, chemical and numerous other firms that traffic in hazardous materials.  One might infer that some of patient’s more extreme medical problems stem from exposure to these hazards while taking a hands-on approach to running his company. 

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