Gettin' Down With Feral Raccoons

Looking for some furry, thieving, masked homies to hang with? Me neither. But if I were I'd definitely duct tape stale baguettes, cabbage cores and turnip peels to my body because if you build it they will come.

Despite what the fashion industry says, manufacturing a suit for feral raccoons is not overly complicated. With a little dumpster diving, rotten food, duct tape, and careful planning, almost anyone can attract enough disease-ridden wild mammals to cover his or her person for hours at a time. It’s easy, fun, and presents only a slightly higher than average chance of contracting a terrible pathogenic infection!

Complete instructions and more photos at VICE via Clusterflock