Is your cat giving you an inferiority complex? Think about it for a minute... humans rule.
- I have opposable thumbs, and can therefore do amazing things like open doors and prepare my own food.
- I don’t lick my butt.
- I don’t lick my sister’s butt.
- I have a whole blog about them. They don’t even know how to type.
- I have never scarfed my dinner down, puked it all up, and then eaten the puke.
- I have never missed the toilet.
Read the other reasons humans rule at My Cat is a Jerk
Sadly only nine of these reasons relate to me. Being polydactyl my cat has opposable thumbs.
ReplyDeleteDon't cut off its thumbs. 9 out of 10 ain't bad.
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