Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Anti cilantro haiku



Whaat? Cilantro foods
Recalled at my Trader Joe's!
I knew it could kill.
- Cagey2519
Mask on Halloween.
Infiltrate with subtelty,
Heathen, fool me not.
- Rmason1983
Save your poison oak,
Poison ivy, sumac weak.
Green leaf rash maker.

- Rmason1983
Important! Warning!
To preserve great tasting food;
don't use cilantro!
- BigOldGator
Creepy little weed
Stay out of my food for life
Or I will hurt you
- Peka33





















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6 comments:

  1. Sharktooth11:10 pm

    Strangely, the Haikus seemed quite tame.

    Gawd I hate that stuff!

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  2. The Nag6:52 am

    Haiku or cilantro?

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  3. soubriquet2:59 pm

    Coriander. I love it.

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  4. Sharktooth6:50 pm

    Coriander-Cilantro
    Hack pitooey!

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  5. The Nag6:53 pm

    I love the stuff; can't have fish without it. I pity the cilantro haters.

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  6. Sharktooth8:05 pm

    My favourite was this one;

    Throat muscles tighten
    Like ass cheeks that are caressed
    by creepy strangers
    - Andy_silva

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