Please explain: In picture number three, we see the man shielding his eyes in a posture of fear, as though he fears he is about to be whipped. What has just occurred? From the text accompanying, and from the pose of the offending woman, I'm assuming our man has had his vision seared by the sight of unrestrained bosoms bobbling,bra-less under that knitted top. Or he's had his eye poked by an uncapped nipple. Poor chap, he's a defeated creature, in a moment she's going to further assert her power over him by taking away his driving mirror.
He's doomed. Next thing you know, she'll make him dance, and talk at him whilst he's trying not to step on her toes. Poor man. God help him if she starts tugging on her girdle.
Finally! Now I know why I'm still single! It's all that darn girdle tugging!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tip. Now I know I'll get a man in no time!
Happy hunting and good luck.
ReplyDeletePlease explain: In picture number three, we see the man shielding his eyes in a posture of fear, as though he fears he is about to be whipped. What has just occurred? From the text accompanying, and from the pose of the offending woman, I'm assuming our man has had his vision seared by the sight of unrestrained bosoms bobbling,bra-less under that knitted top. Or he's had his eye poked by an uncapped nipple. Poor chap, he's a defeated creature, in a moment she's going to further assert her power over him by taking away his driving mirror.
ReplyDeleteHe's doomed. Next thing you know, she'll make him dance, and talk at him whilst he's trying not to step on her toes. Poor man.
God help him if she starts tugging on her girdle.
Her wrinkled stockings are enough to strike terror in the heart of any man!
ReplyDeleteWhen a man dances, he wants to dance!
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, when a man can't dance, uh, want to talk?
I'm a multitasker. I can dance, talk and whip up a turkey dinner at the drop of a hat.
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