"The wife of Labour leader Gordon Brown should have been putting her best foot forward when she visited a temple in north-west London today.
Instead she unveiled a rather unsightly problem on her left foot - her little toe and fourth toe crossed over one another."
"However, the feedback from locals was generally good. ...
ReplyDelete'With him you know when you've got a cold winter you're going to get the money to turn the heating on. The Tories will take that off you. We like Gordon here.'"
Yep. Cameron is not going to form government.
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ReplyDeleteas to the last comment about "wonkey toes", are you not aware that in the "Bad old days" of English and German history, people were put to death for that specific deformity (and a handful of other ones too). A deformed pinky toe was supposedly an indication of a future servant of Satan. How weird. Or...was it? I must admit I agree with this thinking. It's been proven that certain physical attributes are telltale signs of other (unrelated) afflictions and tenancies. I strongly feel that those with this deformity, like the previous commenter and her family) MUST be euthanized! It is something that absolutely must be done for the good of others. Please rally for this cause. Thank you.
Hold on a minute, Anonymous, I have to check my own toes before I agree to euthanize Sarah Brown.
ReplyDeletecoulda been worse....
ReplyDeletecoulda been camel toe...