Jim Carrey's emoticon for divorce

Hadley Freeman comes up with an emoticon poem of her own for the broken-hearted:

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(I had a princess/I gave her a rose/We were in love/And happy!/Now I am sad/And shocked/And smoking/And skateboarding/My heart is broken.)

Suck on that, Shakespeare.

The Guardian