A Short History of the Norse Occupation of Dublin for Bostonians.

So fuckin' like 1200 years ago, mostah the young guys livin' ovah in Nahway were havin' a real tough time, just sittin' 'round the fahm thinkin' tah 'emselves, 'All the good land's already been takin' here in Nahway, dad's gonnah leave the fuckin' fahm tah my oldah brothah since he's oldah 'en me, n' if I don't go n' get myself signed up with one'ah the union guys down at the docks I'm gonnah end up livin' the restah my life like some poor kid from Dahchestah who nevah got outtah the fuckin' projects.' So there's all these young Nahwegian guys hangin' 'round down at the docks n' whenevah they get enough'ah 'em, they'd put tahgethah a crew n' then they'd just set sail on tah wherevah the fuck they felt like goin' n' then when they got tah whereevah the fuck it was they were goin' they'd do some plundah'n n' pillage'n fah awhile." More at McSweeney's Internet Tendency