Saturday, June 13, 2009

How to field dress a unicorn

Because inquiring minds want to know...


Once you've filled your unicorn with plenty of hot lead it's time to get down to some proper field dressing to ensure you'll be eatin' that unicorn all year long in your stews, roasts, hell, even minced into small pieces for garnishing your Corn Flakes! Unicorns, despite their awful attitudes, actually taste pretty dang good - provided you follow these simple guidelines for gutting your unicorn the RIGHT way!

There's more (if you can stand it).
Via Blort, a bit of a tasty treat herself.

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