INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY - OCTOBER 22

I MAY HAVE MISSED OLIVE'S BIRTHDAY BUT I FOUND THIS JUST IN TIME! BEING A BIT OF A SOCIALIST I AM A TEENSY BIT UNCOMFORTABLE WITH A WORLD RULED BY THE UPPER CASES. NONETHELESS I FIND MYSELF DRAWN TO THE MAJESTY OF THE CELEBRATIONS:

EVERY YEAR WE GET TOGETHER AND MAKE SALMON FOR TOAST

EVERY YEAR WE GET A CROCKETY BLOAT

EVERY YEAR WE GET DRUNK ON THE DOCKS

AND EVERY YEAR WE HAVE SEX WITH OUR CAPS LOCKS!!!!

SOUNDS LIKE MY KIND OF PARTY! WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

VIA METAFILTER