Where Did I Park My Effing Car?

When the weather is inclement Mr. Nag does the gentlemanly thing and lets me off at the entrance of the mall and goes off to park the car. When it's time to leave he can never remember where he left the car. I think it's time for me to buy him one of these: My Lil Reminder - The Easy Way to Remember Everything!


It would also be handy for finding his effing keys which tend to disappear every time we go out, causing much cussing. Ditto his effing glasses.