The Amazing New Year's Resolution Generator!

The New Year approaches and with it comes the opportunity to turn over a new leaf. It's time to start reflecting on my shortcomings and disgusting excesses and resolving to become a better person. I'm not sure if this generator will help me to achieve that goal - it's got me cursing every day and driving more aggressively. These tendencies of mine do not require exacerbation, believe me. However, belching less often might be a good thing to strive for.