I have been felled by a disease called TBCBHHLS, or Too-Bloody-Clever-By-Half Headline Syndrome.I was writing a piece about a drunken ship's captain and found myself titling it:"Rum-Sodden Me and the Lush"
You think that's bad? I have CRAFT Disease (Can't-Remember a Fucking Thing). Symptoms are telling the same stories to the same people more than once, double posting, putting the butter in the microwave instead of the fridge, renting a video and realizing you've already seen it.
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