Artichokes Yummmm...

I decided to make a mushroom and artichoke pizza. I pulled a can of artichokes out of the cupboard and it was all discoloured. WTF, I thought, did something spill in the cupboard? I couldn't see anything so I shrugged and opened the can, only to find a black ooze within. You'll be surprised to hear that there was no foul odour associated with this rank mess - I know I was pleasantly surprised. Of course I ditched these rotten veggies but the thought that Mr. Nag would have eaten them on a pizza without complaint did cross my mind.