Your New Monkey


Looking for the perfect gift for the colleague who made you feel like a fool in a meeting, the best friend who is now dating your husband, a snooty relative, Belinda Stronach (hear that, Leanne Domi?), Bill Gates? Perhaps they'd like to have a monkey....

No doubt in your childhood you saw a funny monkey on TV and thought you would like to have one. Perhaps you were side-tracked by a career or family and never made that happen – but someone who cares about you has!
A monkey is a wonderful and unique pet, but before he/she arrives in approximately 2-3 weeks there are many things you must be aware of and do. This advance arrival document will help you be fully prepared – thus getting you and your new monkey off to a great start together! You will be best friends.


Via Banterist

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