It's Talk Like A Pirate Day

I don't want to talk that way because I'd feel stupid but I'll offer this up:

Five things I'll bet can be hard for pirates

1. Getting decent disability insurance
2. Rum allergies
3. Sexual harassment from that fancy new bosun
4. Irritable bowel syndrome
5. Finding one-legged pants that won' make your hips look too broad

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