What was Mel Gibson drinking before he was arrested?
A: A few of his personal favorites.
The Passion of the Christ-tini
3 parts Alize Wild Passion
2 parts Gibson Gin
splash blood
Serve in the True Grail, with olives on a penny-nail.
Tequilla Sunrise
2 measures Tequila
Orange juice
2 dashes Grenadine
Serve in Michelle Pfeiffer's navel.
Harvey Nailbanger
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Galliano
2 oz Orange juice
1 oz Bile
1 oz Vinegar
Serve in a long-stemmed martini glass piercing both your feet. Garnish with thorns to taste.
Mad Max Beyond Thunderbird
134 oz Thunderbird fortified wine
0 oz Manischewitz
Serve with a crazy rant about Jews.
Via Verbatim
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