Government Sex Manual

They lost me at "wash their clothes".

Seduce them with loving nicknames. Enchant them with your voice. Offer them specialities and, if you're feeling generous, wash their clothes. That, for the Brazilian work ministry, is the job description for the world's oldest profession. In an online sex workers' manual, which has left civil servants red-faced and church leaders enraged, the ministry offers tips on successful living as a call girl or boy.