Mysterious aches

If I were a different kind of blogger I would write about my aches and pains today. I could swear that I went to a Board meeting last night and went to bed early but evidently I participated in a few rounds of midget wrestling, was slammed to the mat more than a few times and drowned my sorrows in a quart of vodka followed by a bottle of schnapps or somesuch - at least that's what my body's telling me. How can I feel so lousy without having had any fun first?