Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos break up

There's no word on who broke up with who yet, but that's like trying to figure
out which monkey threw the first handful of poo after a giant monkey poo fight.
No matter what, everybody's still just a monkey covered in poo. Or in this case
a a giant douche bag. Which is sort of like a monkey covered in poo. Only
douchier. And baggier. And with less monkey poo. Okay, I think this it's safe to
say this is the worst analogy ever used.

Via The Superficial